Shrimpsvoices

Two bedroom house in Skerton available for rent if anyone is interested. New kitchen, new bathroom and new carpets throughout.






(Bathroom wasn't quite finished when photo taken)

£450 per month (plus bills)

If you're interested, drop me an e-mail keith.fitton@manx.net

By the way, there is at least one fellow red living just around the corner!

Dodgy area is skerton...£300 per calander month would be my offer

bit arsy that shrimpsave, a single person on benefits is entitled to 400 a month in housing costs and the pictures look like the landlord is putting in a good effort.

Keith wrote:new carpets throughout.

shrimpnsave wrote:Dodgy area is skerton...£300 per calander month would be my offer

If we accepted your offer, not only would we be lowering the tone of the area but the average IQ would fall too!

John L wrote:

Keith wrote:new carpets throughout.

Okay, that should be "new flooring throughout"!

To prove there are some carpets...

Nice carpets......final offer £325

What street in Skerton?

Richard Head wrote:What street in Skerton?

You have a PM. Not too keen on advertising its exact location openly.

Got your PM thanks

dya like the carpets

shrimpnsave wrote:dya like the carpets

yeah there reet! you cant see all the bits n stuff as much you would only have to hoover up once a week

haha, keith has better things to doo,like using a dyson to clean up svs

Bloody time-wasters

Bloke comes to view house with mother-in-law. He loves it, yes, definitely want it. Agree a date for them to move in after giving notice etc. Gets towards moving in date, not heard from them. Try phoning, no answer. Sent texts... no answers. Moving in day comes & goes. Finally get hold of him... "oh, I'm very sorry, my wife decided she didn't want to move to Lancaster because she wants to stay near to her mum in Morecambe". Here's a thought, don't view houses in Lancaster then! And here's another thought, when you've changed your mind, send a text that says "sorry, changed our mind, don't want to rent your house".

So if anyone does want to rent a house in Skerton, even if their mum lives in Morecambe, drop me an e-mail keith.fitton[at]manx.net

Welcome to the real world of "buying and selling". If I had a pound for everyone who has done similar, or simply promised to do something I could afford a Life Season ticket!























Every Month!!

Better luck next time!

Keith wrote:Here's a thought, don't view houses in Lancaster then! And here's another thought, when you've changed your mind, send a text that says "sorry, changed our mind, don't want to rent your house".

Here's another! Take a deposit! It doesnt have to be the full amount but it sorts out the timewasters.

marky No.1 wrote:Welcome to the real world of "buying and selling".

Me and Doris are part-way into our 19th house move in 35 years of wedded bliss.
Lancaster to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Stanmore
Stanmore to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Gosport
Gosport to Gosport
Gosport to Gosport (11 years in that one!)
Gosport to Gosport
Gosport to Paris
Paris to Paris
Paris to Paris
Paris to Riyadh
Riyadh to Riyadh
Riyadh to Paphos
Paphos to Morecambe
Morecambe to Morecambe
Morecambe to Fareham
Fareham to Gosport
And now Gosport to Colwyn Bay/Llandudno

I had a right miserable holiday once in Helensburgh when I was about 10 years old ......

Bringing back nightmares now as I type !!!!!

Heinz wrote:

marky No.1 wrote:Welcome to the real world of "buying and selling".

Me and Doris are part-way into our 19th house move in 35 years of wedded bliss.
Lancaster to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Stanmore
Stanmore to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Helensburgh
Helensburgh to Gosport
Gosport to Gosport
Gosport to Gosport (11 years in that one!)
Gosport to Gosport
Gosport to Paris
Paris to Paris
Paris to Paris
Paris to Riyadh
Riyadh to Riyadh
Riyadh to Paphos
Paphos to Morecambe
Morecambe to Morecambe
Morecambe to Fareham
Fareham to Gosport
And now Gosport to Colwyn Bay/Llandudno

Peter, you are clearly a criminal in the Witness protection scheme.

Either that or you upset everyone wherever you go and they pay for you to move on!

Mark S wrote:Peter, you are clearly a criminal in the Witness protection scheme.

Nah, just keeping one step ahead of Interpol.
A good thing about moving around so much is that it encourages us to maintain a tidy home. No crap anywhere, if something hasn't got a meaning or a happy memory, or we don't use it then it gets binned.

Mark S wrote:Either that or you upset everyone wherever you go and they pay for you to move on!

My last countersigning Officer in the FCO wrote "...were it not for Peter's rustier manifestations...".
And fortunately a lot of our moves were paid for either by the RN or FCO.
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