Shrimpsvoices

This is mine- We'll see some great attacking football this season, with whats looking to be the best squad we've ever had!!

Oh and 'Stanley will be kicked out the football league'


Doh!

Essex Shrimp for constantly standing by his prediction "that we WILL finish in the Top 3"

CC's signature

1) FCM and MAD KATS will join forces and become the best thing every to happen in the life of being a Shrimps fan.

2) RRW and BRD have a bromance that is only rivaled by that of BB and CC and The Globe stages its first duel gay blessing.

3) I stop filling my glass with Dad coke

Morecambe FC Travel will amalgamate

Rod T will have a love in with Bare Ben

Bigreddog will buy a drink in the W & L suite

Stanley Bowles WILL book in advance for Hereford

Rod from Yarkshire will smile ( )

Jimbo will eat a MFC pie

Red wine will learn some manners

CC will be a tad more respectful

Outsider will fit. Into his next Elvis Outfit

There will be only 10 Wallys at Crewe next season

Morecambe Mick will have perfected his dance moves

Quinny won't need a ladder

Shrimper will have a season ticket for the Emirates.

Marky will be happy with our management

Pobble will shut the F*** up ( )

Parceldave will be happy with our pacy strikeforce

Could go on I suppose

on here

greggs pies taste like dogfood

i am putting up my prices next week

russell from potts pies after his free front page ad in the visitor, very faye

Don Amott will be de-throned

outsider wrote:Don Amott will be de-throned

Public toilets for him then

Anyone who said we wouldn't have people queuing up for the manager's position here. 40 enquiries so I see... [I was right :p]

The mods will take a joke...

Sammy h wrote:The mods will take a joke...

And you'll be able to take a drink...



... two can Barnet coach chucky man

CHOMP

Personal insults is it now?

Will I report it? No
Should I report it? Yes

PS

CHOMP

marky wrote:Anyone who said we wouldn't have people queuing up for the manager's position here. 40 enquiries so I see... [I was right :p]

Yes, but you and Ned each phoning up ten times a day accounted for twenty of the enquiries!!!













Then I rang up 18 times (Freez as assistant manager, Shrimper as chief scout).



The other two were both Jimbo!