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O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:15 pm
by Seasider9601
From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!! :? :lol:

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:26 pm
by heysham_mfc
Think someone must be taking the biscuit.

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:37 pm
by stevanshrimp
Seasider9601 wrote:From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!! :? :lol:


I like a Garibaldis.......but i love a Fig roll! which one is best :?: :?

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:40 pm
by shrimper
stevanshrimp wrote:
Seasider9601 wrote:From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!! :? :lol:


I like a Garibaldis.......but i love a Fig roll! which one is best :?: :?


My two favourite biscuits. Mmmm!

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:47 pm
by Harry
There's only one way to find out...

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:52 pm
by RedRedWine1
A biscuit thread on SV??? I guess sometimes thats just how the cookie crumbles.

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:55 pm
by Seasider9601
Incidentally, have you ever tried dunking Custard Creams in hot tea ??

Blooming lush, I'll tell ya !! :D

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:00 pm
by RedRedWine1
Under intense heat, Ginger Snaps.

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:04 pm
by Seasider9601
RedRedWine wrote:Under intense heat, Ginger Snaps.


Nice. Damn, that's another biccy gag ....... ish. :lol:

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:05 pm
by RedRedWine1
I can't think of anymore.....crumbs!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:06 pm
by Seasider9601
TAXI (remember them ???!!!) for RRW then !!!

You need a BREAKAWAY pal ....... !!

:lol:

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:11 pm
by RedRedWine1
My biscuit jokes are good...you could almost say they were BlUE RIBAND quality!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:14 pm
by stevanshrimp
I'll have a Viscount! 8-)

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:21 pm
by RedRedWine1
Anybody else got a biscuit pun? Join the CLUB!!!

I like to move it move it!!!

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:22 pm
by shrimpnsave
orange is a good one

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:23 pm
by outsider
The penguin hid behind the wagon wheel, shot the bandit and made a breakaway in a taxi.......

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:27 pm
by shrimpnsave
outsider wrote:The penguin hid behind the wagon wheel, shot the bandit and made a breakaway in a taxi.......



AHHH you out foxed me..........

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:29 pm
by RedRedWine1
I like what you did there Outsider....bit of a TRIO of buscuits gags rolled into one.

The person who gets pink waffer into a pun gets to move it move it on Saturday!

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:33 pm
by Harry
RedRedWine wrote:I like what you did there Outsider....bit of a TRIO of buscuits gags rolled into one.

The person who gets pink waffer into a pun gets to move it move it on Saturday!


We are all moving it on Saturday!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:34 pm
by George Dawes
the best and am probably giving my age away dont think they make em anymore

Image

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:35 pm
by RedRedWine1
My attempt:

Feeling 'Pink, Waffer' cup winners will be Porto!

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:39 pm
by outsider
After eight I like to put on my nice pink waffer thin hobnob boots on and move it move it move it.

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:52 pm
by shrimpnsave
outsider wrote:After eight I like to put on my nice pink waffer thin hobnob boots on and move it move it move it.


id choc chip in to ben & jerrys.....Mmmmmmmmmmm

Re: O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:10 pm
by stevanshrimp
Buttered Digestives are a treat to behold 8-)

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:28 pm
by marky No.1
You have all gone crackers