O/T Garry Thompson - Suspected Biscuit Thief ... !

[Seasider9601]

From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!!

[heysham_mfc]

Think someone must be taking the biscuit.

[stevanshrimp]

From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!!

I like a Garibaldis.......but i love a Fig roll! which one is best

[shrimper]

From Garry's Wikipedia profile/page:

" In March of 2011 Thompson was embroiled in a series of serious allegations regarding the theft of Fig Roll biscuits from the Scunthorpe United tea ladys personal stock. He was later cleared as the culprit was discovered to be David Mirfin, who being unable to get his regular fix of Garibaldis had resorted to pilfering Phyllis' biscuit stocks. "

MUST be true if it's on Wikipedia ....... !!!

I like a Garibaldis.......but i love a Fig roll! which one is best

My two favourite biscuits. Mmmm!

[Harry]

There's only one way to find out...

[RedRedWine1]

A biscuit thread on SV??? I guess sometimes thats just how the cookie crumbles.

[Seasider9601]

Incidentally, have you ever tried dunking Custard Creams in hot tea ??

Blooming lush, I'll tell ya !!

[RedRedWine1]

Under intense heat, Ginger Snaps.

[Seasider9601]

Under intense heat, Ginger Snaps.

Nice. Damn, that's another biccy gag ....... ish.

[RedRedWine1]

I can't think of anymore.....crumbs!!!!

[Seasider9601]

TAXI (remember them ???!!!) for RRW then !!!

You need a BREAKAWAY pal ....... !!

[RedRedWine1]

My biscuit jokes are good...you could almost say they were BlUE RIBAND quality!!!

[stevanshrimp]

I'll have a Viscount!

[RedRedWine1]

Anybody else got a biscuit pun? Join the CLUB!!!

I like to move it move it!!!

[shrimpnsave]

orange is a good one

[outsider]

The penguin hid behind the wagon wheel, shot the bandit and made a breakaway in a taxi.......

[shrimpnsave]

The penguin hid behind the wagon wheel, shot the bandit and made a breakaway in a taxi.......

AHHH you out foxed me..........

[RedRedWine1]

I like what you did there Outsider....bit of a TRIO of buscuits gags rolled into one.

The person who gets pink waffer into a pun gets to move it move it on Saturday!

[Harry]

I like what you did there Outsider....bit of a TRIO of buscuits gags rolled into one.

The person who gets pink waffer into a pun gets to move it move it on Saturday!

We are all moving it on Saturday!!!!!!!

[George Dawes]

the best and am probably giving my age away dont think they make em anymore

[RedRedWine1]

My attempt:

Feeling 'Pink, Waffer' cup winners will be Porto!

[outsider]

After eight I like to put on my nice pink waffer thin hobnob boots on and move it move it move it.

[shrimpnsave]

After eight I like to put on my nice pink waffer thin hobnob boots on and move it move it move it.

id choc chip in to ben & jerrys.....Mmmmmmmmmmm

[stevanshrimp]

Buttered Digestives are a treat to behold

[marky No.1]

You have all gone crackers