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"@BethyKJ ha not for football skills then! There going now putting on a bit of weight now im a pub player!!"

Is this guy trying to piss us off intentionally?

SHOOT CRAPALDI SHOOT SHOOT CRAPALDI.

Sounds like Sammy has a very tough training regime going on -

"4 hours in the car for 20 mins crossing and finishing! #wasteoftime!"

Feet in concrete and thrown into the Lune comes to mind

That's where social networking should be chucked too!
Sun was shining today, and it was warm.
Did all the mega-hoppers in this pig-sty of a foul mouthed dustbin of a country twitter each other with a dare to get out and about flouting as much tattoo endowed wobbly flab as possible, while gobbing off into their mobiles in some unintelligible language?

I agree Heinz, rather than go on a website to leave messages to friends they should instead go on a football forum and discuss the budget and politics.

Heinz wrote:That's where social networking should be chucked too!
Sun was shining today, and it was warm.
Did all the mega-hoppers in this pig-sty of a foul mouthed dustbin of a country twitter each other with a dare to get out and about flouting as much tattoo endowed wobbly flab as possible, while gobbing off into their mobiles in some unintelligible language?

I updated my twitter today whilst having my lunch in the sunshine, mobiles are very clever things

Anyone know what happened in the budget?

Sammy h wrote:Anyone know what happened in the budget?

Was it today?

Sammy h wrote:"@BethyKJ ha not for football skills then! There going now putting on a bit of weight now im a pub player!!"

Not bad, eh? Playing for a pub team and being the worst player on the pitch? No pride. Pay up his contract and tell him to sling his hook. Shoot Crap-Aldi, shoot the twat*.











*Feel free to use 'the other meaning' of the word if you think it fits better.

Sammy h wrote:Sounds like Sammy has a very tough training regime going on -

"4 hours in the car for 20 mins crossing and finishing! #wasteoftime!"

I saw that before I don't know what worries me more TC attitude or our training regime.

Quote posted "Roll on the summer !"

posted at 12.19pm on Saturday 12th March. The day we played Bradford City at home.

One of our biggest home games of the season.

What a cast-iron prick. Suggest everyone lets him know on Saturday if we have the misfortune of watching him "play".

morecambegeek wrote:What a cast-iron prick. Suggest everyone lets him know on Saturday if we have the misfortune of watching him "play".

even if he doesnt and he's on the bench everyody should chant Tony Crapaldi is a w@nker is a w@nker etc

morecambegeek wrote:What a cast-iron prick. Suggest everyone lets him know on Saturday if we have the misfortune of watching him "play".

Its not just Crapaldi ,,why did sm sign him in the first place with a Clause in the contract?

Is it wrong to hate a player?

Don't blame it on the floodlights,
Don't blame it on the bad pitch,
Don't blame it on the referee,
BLAME IT ON CRAPALDI.

P!ss off from our club.

Or my original chant to the tune of the Kasabien classic shoot the runner.

shoot Capaldi, shoot shoot Capaldi (x 1,000)

I should change my name to alwaysright, what a distaster Capaldi has been from start to finish. He is taking the piss.

Glad to see you back aboard Mr Plates, good song.

RedRedWine wrote:Or my original chant to the tune of the Kasabien classic shoot the runner.

shoot Capaldi, shoot shoot Capaldi (x 1,000)

I should change my name to alwaysright, what a distaster Capaldi has been from start to finish. He is taking the piss.

Glad to see you back aboard Mr Plates, good song.

yeah i suppose it's more family friendly than chanting he's a wanker.. plus with it being kid a quid day aswell you could get them to join in its rather catchy

Sammy H, real name no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the Westgate;
round the Westgate, round the Westgate
Two trailer park girls go round the Westgate;
round the Westgate, round the Westgate

Guess who's back
Back again
Plates is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, Tony's cack, guess who's back, Tony's cack,
guess who's back, Tony's cack, guess who's back..

xxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccu5yR0pYZE

RedRedWine wrote:Or my original chant to the tune of the Kasabien classic shoot the runner.

shoot Capaldi, shoot shoot Capaldi (x 1,000)

I should change my name to alwaysright, what a distaster Capaldi has been from start to finish. He is taking the piss.

Glad to see you back aboard Mr Plates, good song.

Shoot crap-aldi,
Shoot crap-aldi,
Shoot the little twat
(x 1000)

Surely he can't play again after what he's written?

Keith wrote:Shoot crap-aldi,
Shoot crap-aldi,

Although this may upset the player it could also not go down very well with a local supermarket

This guy is getting beyond a joke! GET OUT!

I think we've all been aware that we've got players who perhaps don't give a toss for our club. However I think we're a good lot because we're always willing to give the benefit of the doubt and let them prove themselves. Capaldi has shown his true colours though and frankly for the sake of all fans who pay their hard earned cash and players like Jim Bentley (no agent) and Craig Stanley, who would give their all for our football club, I hope he doesn't play again. Bar his lineouts I can't see us missing him.

Sammy h wrote:"@BethyKJ ha not for football skills then! There going now putting on a bit of weight now im a pub player!!"

Is this guy trying to piss us off intentionally?

SHOOT CRAPALDI SHOOT SHOOT CRAPALDI.

why does he think he'd get in a pub team????

What upsets me is that there are many Morecambe fans who would be prepared to die to be allowed to play one game wearing the shirt, and we spend our hard earned money watching people who couldn't care less as long as they pick up their wages,and don't have any loyalty or passion for what playing for Morecambe really means, Capaldi being a prime example.

I think we should let him know exactly what we think of him on Saturday if he plays!