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..yes, the home game tomorrow against Chesterfield will see issue 17 of Corpus Christie, the dada-esque and childish fanzine hits the terraces once again.

The Shrimps premier piss-take mag will be available for one new pound (No Guineas, sorry) (Or Guinness!) (Actually Guinness might be alrite!!) outside the North Stand, The Car Wash and the Main Stand turnstiles from around 1.45 onwards.

A limited print run of this much sought after twenty pages of tat will be sure at act as useful bog roll following a stonking Madras/1664 combo!

For those unfamiliar with the name, we have been established since 1992, and managed to survive the promotions from the humble Unibond days to immerge triumphant into the daylight that is the football league.

It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.

So go on treat yourself.

(I always wanted to do this, Seamus bumps the programme up, Mick D sells the York's activities, so why not this?)

Home win anyone?

Freez wrote:..
It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.

i think you will find that's "open the box" those tickets are to small to use as loo roll, at least "Corpus Christie" has 2 use's
looking forward to reading it already

go on dave ill bump it up again pass a copy onto mark s 4 me to purchase... tahzog

Well, thats Paul Mac down early tomorrow!

There will be 20 copies available in The Main Stand prior to the match.

Just come and see me in the posh end of the Press Box.

Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.

It's abusive to individuals....It's full of lies....It's derogatory to all less fortunate than the authors(?).....It's an insult to the intelligence of the masses....

but above all.....




























IT'S A F****** GOOD LAUGH[/size]

[size=150]BUY ONE AND YOU'LL BE HOOKED!

Christies Child wrote:Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.

At last, some humility!

I will save one for you Neil.

Mark S wrote:

Christies Child wrote:Can confirm that CC is the biggest pile of shit ever to grace the hallowed surroundings of CP.

At last, some humility!

I will save one for you Neil.

Deep joy!

At last, some humility!

Brilliant

I'll have one please

Any chance of doing this by post? I can only get to a few games a season now but used to love CC.

(Les Irrelevant-hey Keeps, the kettles on!)

Freez wrote:..yes, the home game tomorrow against Chesterfield will see issue 17 of Corpus Christie, the dada-esque and childish fanzine hits the terraces once again.

The Shrimps premier piss-take mag will be available for one new pound (No Guineas, sorry) (Or Guinness!) (Actually Guinness might be alrite!!) outside the North Stand, The Car Wash and the Main Stand turnstiles from around 1.45 onwards.

A limited print run of this much sought after twenty pages of tat will be sure at act as useful bog roll following a stonking Madras/1664 combo!

For those unfamiliar with the name, we have been established since 1992, and managed to survive the promotions from the humble Unibond days to immerge triumphant into the daylight that is the football league.

It's only a quid, and we have a few loyal customers who will testify that it really is the most infantile, stupid and irrelevant waste of a quid ever.

So go on treat yourself.

(I always wanted to do this, Seamus bumps the programme up, Mick D sells the York's activities, so why not this?)

Home win anyone?

WOOHOO! And not before chuffin' time.
To hell with the home win, just save me one of them there mags.

Hiya Freez,any chance you could possibly save me a copy.going on the hols tommorrow.could pick it up off you the next time i grace the hall of Salt Ayre showing myself up trying to play football with you fat knackers(myself included).

Wijit and comingthrough, just PM you arddress and I will send you a copy, sort me with a quid when you see me.
Any more?

If someone could stop off at the tardis on the way past I'll swap a worthless round piece of metal for a pile of old toss.

Mrs F says if she doesn't get a copy sent to her in the post, you'll be sleeping in the greenhouse next TT!


















*Actually, she actually said "oh, I like CC, do you think Freez would send me one?" I thought the threats may motivate you to get around to doing it!

If that means i get a bed, it's saved and when you PM your address, on its way!

put me down (not literally) for one freez,will square you up next time at fat knackers.

pile of old toss was.....a good read chaps
nice one
bratfud si writing was a coup.... he didnt give you the bollywood cottage tip though in gargrave for the away leg in December nor did he give his top ten salsoul tunes....most disappointed.....