Shrimpsvoices

I have just seen a ladies vagina which wasn't my wifes.

She had wrapped a towel around her and was getting changed when the towel fell.
I think she may have visited Brazil recently.

Call the moderators, there's a potty mouth about! Too much talk about lady parts.

What?....

Is he really?.....

Aspers - that's disgraceful. Young children may be reading this forum and your thread title is appalling.

How can we expect our youngsters to act properly when they are set such bad examples? Mmm?

It's a plural and therefore needs no apostrophe.

Get a grip!

shrimper wrote

It's a plural and therefore needs no apostrophe.

Hmmm one towel and one she; I think it was just the one that he saw.
Perhaps, Aspers, you could clarify this? Did you happen to have a camera or a notepad and pencil?

I thought the Off Topic belonged to the subject here, either way we need to know whether you've had a plural viewing or you're just a possessive apostrophe philistine.

shrimper wrote:Aspers - that's disgraceful. Young children may be reading this forum and your thread title is appalling.

How can we expect our youngsters to act properly when they are set such bad examples? Mmm?

It's a plural and therefore needs no apostrophe.

Get a grip!

Perhaps if the O/T belongs to the V.... (Oh Gawd, i can't even type it )............

I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

Bare Ben wrote:I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

You mean, like, 'an instruction'?, a command, perhaps.

captain sparkle wrote:

Bare Ben wrote:I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

You mean, like, 'an instruction'?, a command, perhaps.

Are we talking about nuts as well? There's a nut in every bite, according to the advert

Bare Ben wrote:I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

Oh don't try to stick up for him, he was referring to them in general - or at the very best the two that he's now seen. Absolutely shocking and a sad indictment of the standards.....etc

shrimper wrote:...a sad indictment of the standards.....etc

standard's surely???

captain sparkle wrote:

Bare Ben wrote:I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

You mean, like, 'an instruction'?, a command, perhaps.

Stop beating about the bush, fannying around and say what you mean. While some of us are beavering away your pussyfooting / camelsfooting around. Frankly if Aspers has seen someone's badly wrapped kebab / ham wallet / fish taco that's a matter for him.

What is a vagina

anyone remember fanny craddock

shrimpnsave wrote:What is a vagina

anyone remember fanny craddock

Ah yes, she was good with her fingers. Didn't her Hubby used to interfere with her
performance?

shrimpnsave wrote:What is a vagina

anyone remember fanny craddock

I remember Fanny By Gaslight, which was quite tasty

As for her husband, apparently she had more than one at a time

Ah Johnny Craddock
quote

I hope all your Doughnuts turn out like Fanny's

(possessive apostrophe)

Aspers wrote:I have just seen a ladies vagina which wasn't my wifes.

She had wrapped a towel around her and was getting changed when the towel fell.
I think she may have visited Brazil recently.

Did you see her globes as well?

Bare bum wrote:Ah Johnny Craddock
quote

I hope all your Doughnuts turn out like Fanny's

(possessive apostrophe)

Haven't heard that for a long time. I heard that the quote actually was said by David Coleman in a commentary referring to the programme before.

Reminds me of the story of the mayor of Swindon, where Diana Dors was from. She was returning from Hollywood to turn on the Christmas lights. She was more well known locally by her maiden name of Diana Fluck. Planning his introductory speech he was petrified of making the obvious mistake. So up on the stage he nervously goes and says:

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very lovely Miss Diana Clunt."

You have to feel sorry for this gentleman, Donald Duck, who was christened 10 years before Walt Disney named the feathered one. Not that he had a fanny

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4105265.stm

captain sparkle wrote:

Bare Ben wrote:I thought he meant "Vagina is off topic", which is always a problem.

You mean, like, 'an instruction'?, a command, perhaps.

No, Mark. I think Ben means it's been removed from the menu.