mondays child, poetry competition, be nice

[mrpotatohead]

negative ned is full of woe
redredwine has far to go
potatohead is fair of face
bareben is off his face
sammy h is full of wit
dragofly art is fookin sh**
trivia on here is slack, CC when ya coming back

[shrimpnsave]

negative ned is full of woe
redredwine has far to go
potatohead is fair of face
bareben is off his face
sammy h is full of wit
dragofly art is fookin sh**
trivia on here is slack, CC when ya coming back

Apart from RRW are these your alias's

[halftimeresults]

The sun is out lets have some fun
And follow the Reds down the M1
Someone pinch me I think I'm in heaven
Chesterfield 1 Morecambe 7

Paul Hodgson aged 32

[outsider]

Mark S now he done a runner
We all know Shrimper is a secret gunner,
Bigreddog leads the new fans club
All we want is a decent pub.

[Frobi]

Love that last one hodgie!

[Morectalk]

The M1 or is that M wun, for rhyming purposes !!

[ezz]

This season has been a total farce,
conceeding loads and scoring none.
Mullin wil be useless whilst he's a hole in his arse,
and stanleys finally gone.

[mrpotatohead]

aw ezz, i said be nice

[shrimpnsave]

aw ezz, i said be nice

Funny, i thought he was being nice

[ezz]

aw ezz, i said be nice

I tried

[RedRedWine1]

7/10 p07470h34d, rhyming face with face is schoolboy.

Sideways Stanley has ginormous ears,
DC's quick, stay off the beers
Roche is solid but can't shout for toffee,
Wakey wakey Jev, have some coffee
Andy Parrish a class above,
Buck up lads, save Sammy the shove
Lesterfield neither friend nor foe,
F*** it lads, lets have a goe (in a Yorkshire accent).

[mrpotatohead]

GR8 T1L

lesterfield

[RedRedWine1]

Many people perhaps unfairly see Chesterfield as a bit of a one man team, Jack Lester was decent when I used to watch Nottm Forest quite a bit in league one. I still think he could be playing at a higher level.

[Sammy h]

Redredwine is very witty
Mfc don't spend their kitty

MPH provides the banter
Pobble joins in with lots of laughter

Should Sammy stay or Sammy go?
In the not so distant future we will know.

So much love and so much hate,
I think it's all due to MFC Chris's private plate!

[mrpotatohead]

redredwine i have to bow
your poetry is sweet,
we have no striker finer than,
lester, lester, lester,
we need a striker bester

somehow though i dowt
spencer has more clout
mullers put to bed?
with his 50 pence shaped head
goals will come from jevons
when his shots all hit the hevons
danny carltons fair
enough in the blue square
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz soz

[Pobble]

PotatoHead you are a great poet,
Pity Ezz and others don`t always show it,
Tomorrow, Saturday we must desire,
To leave Chesterfield with only a Spire.
Of course six goals would make us happy,
It would even help Bare Ben to change his nappy,
On arriving home I would not be bereft,
if I found our manager had already left
Then most of the problems would be sorted,
And our plans to watch Fleetwood would be aborted.
We could have Becks with Posh as our Bosses,
And never have to expect losses.
We could bring in Giggs and Scholes too,
Which might keep certain people in Block C off the Loo,
It might even stop you calling me negative ned,
Instead you might join me in my four poster bed.
I could even be a ravishing blonde,
Or I might not, depending on who is waving the wand.
Remember, remember this Forum should be fun.
As the football will be with McIlroy gone.
So we can all be happy and move onto Summer,
In the meantime most matches will be a bit of a bummer.

Bare Ben, don`t be offended, I couldn`t find anything to rhyme with happy.

Goodnight all, I`m on my way back to my padded cell.

[marky No.1]

Goodnight all, I`m on my way back to my padded cell.

Thank goodness for that it's got rid of the smell

[ezz]

Is that what that was?

[RedRedWine1]

Marky generally likes to piss off
Sir John Norman he'd like to Boff
With his forthright views
We sometimes snooze
And I'm his biggest fan, cough

[Dragofly]

I wandered lonely under a cloud
That floats so low beneath the heavens,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
Lifted by goals of Philip Jevons;
Beside the bay, beneath the Stand,
Fluttering and dancing a joyous band.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of Morecambe Bay:
One thousand five hundred saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

[RedRedWine1]

Marky No.1 our Dom Amott within,
Optimists ideals are wearing thin
Rod Taylor has yet to report,
Ezz once stopped to ponder a thought
Christies Child always needs an answer,
Aspers once slept with a belly dancer
Mick Birch rallies the indie troops,
Bare Ben wears big earring-hoops
Essex_shrimp has a smeg fridge-freezer, we all think he's a diamond geezer

Frobi calls for a united front,
Cass is a very much a......... nice fellow

[marky No.1]

Marky generally likes to piss off

Well her indoors keeps telling me to!

You hit the bottle early RRW?

[RedRedWine1]

That is a reference to the other Marky in geordieland, who had it as his signature. I've made room for you in my next masterpiece though Marky No.1.

I work for a Brewery, go figure!

[marky No.1]

I work for a Brewery!

You then Sir are qualified to organise tomorrow p*** up !

I used to be Marky on the old forum

[RedRedWine1]

* CASS, I don't actually think you're a word that rhymes with hunt. I just needed another username that started with a 'C'. I didn't want to use CatPooCook and have another hissy fit on my hands, even though it would have been far more appropriate.

Best line so far is from Sammyh, Mr. Plates jibe!!! 10v3 17!!!!