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testing [Keith posting]

Wouldn't it be silly to reply to a test message.





Damn it!

yes, it would. And pointless too. So I hope no one else is as silly.



D'oh!

Phoenix wrote:Wouldn't it be silly to reply to a test message.





Damn it!

What are you like?

some people just can't help themselves!

I know

Keith wrote:some people just can't help themselves!

I do apologise Keith

i tried to resist but i justr cudnt

I made it.

sorry couldnt help myself tried to stay strong but caved in

Gotta be part of the action - I felt left out

You can just see this taking on "The Thread" proportions can't you?

Number 1 wrote:You can just see this taking on "The Thread" proportions can't you?

Nothing will ever come close. Many have tried, but you can't recapture that old magic.

It's like going back to something (or someone ) you used to love twenty years ago. It might be kind of the same, but there's just some indefinable quality missing.

tillshrimps wrote:I made it.

No you didn't! That's why I wrote [Keith]... 'coz I did it!

The power has gone to Keith's head. He's turning into a megalomaniac !

turning

turning?

You're fooling yourself, we are living in a dictatorship, a self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes.......





.....this isn't an anarco-cyniclist commune who take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of more major decisions!

Oh No.

DICTATORSHIP.

The function of the scrotum appears to be to keep the testis at a temperature slightly lower than that of the rest of the body. For the human, a temperature around 34.4 degrees Celsius (94 degrees Fahrenheit) seems to be ideal; 36.7 degrees Celsius (98 degree Fahrenheit) may be damaging to sperm count. The temperature is controlled by moving the testicles closer to the abdomen when it is cold, and away when hot. This is done by the contracting and relaxing of the cremaster muscle in the abdomen and the dartos fascia (muscular tissue under the skin) in the scrotum.

Oh do excuse me I thought this was the testicle post!

Posh wrote:The function of the scrotum appears to be to keep the testis at a temperature slightly lower than that of the rest of the body. For the human, a temperature around 34.4 degrees Celsius (94 degrees Fahrenheit) seems to be ideal; 36.7 degrees Celsius (98 degree Fahrenheit) may be damaging to sperm count. The temperature is controlled by moving the testicles closer to the abdomen when it is cold, and away when hot. This is done by the contracting and relaxing of the cremaster muscle in the abdomen and the dartos fascia (muscular tissue under the skin) in the scrotum.

Oh do excuse me I thought this was the testicle post!

talking bollox again...........

Test cricket is the longest form of the sport of cricket. It has long been considered the ultimate test of playing ability between cricketing nations. It remains the highest-regarded form of the game, although the comparatively new One Day International and Twenty20 formats are now more popular amongst some audiences.[citation needed] The name "Test" is thought to arise from the idea that the matches are a "test of strength and competency" between the sides involved. It seems to have been used first to describe an English team that toured Australia in 1861-62, although those matches are not considered Test matches today. The first ever official Test match commenced on the 15th of March 1877, contested by England and Australia at Melbourne Cricket Ground, where the Australians won by 45 runs. England won the second ever match (also at the MCG) by 4 wickets, thus drawing the series 1-1. This was not the first ever international cricket match however, which was played between Canada and the United States, on the 24th and 25th of September 1844.

Is that better?

can somebody please explain the offside rule

heysham_mfc wrote:can somebody please explain the offside rule

There isn't any off side in cricket

What you talkin' about FOOL

Mark S wrote:Test cricket is...

Is that better?

Test cricket is the the most boring form of sport... Any game that can last a week and still be a draw, while also being mind numbingly boring... never gets any better!

Keith wrote:

Mark S wrote:Test cricket is...

Is that better?

Test cricket is the the most boring form of sport... Any game that can last a week and still be a draw, while also being mind numbingly boring... never gets any better!

Keith, you are completely missing the whole point of cricket!

The bar is open all the way through the game all week

I can't understand why it never caught on in Scotland, they all like a drink, allegedly