Shrimpsvoices

At the SCG earlier and got talking to a couple of girls who have been in a relationship for about 10 years.
I asked them how many men asked if they could join in!!.
They said I was the 1st for a long time.
They then asked me how much of a join in would it be.
I thought about it and said not as long as either of us would like.
Growing old is not as much fun as it's made out to be!!!.
Needless to say I kissed them a fond farewell and went home.

Did you get a phone number?

The lesbians next door asked what i wanted for xmas... I was more than surprised when they gave me a Rolex . It was very nice of them, but i think they misunderstood when i said " i wanna watch".

Thank you ,youve been a lovely audience , goodnight

Im not bothered by lesbians, its witches in sport that bother me.
Like in tennis for example - take that Goran, even he's a witch

( Erm, its funnier said rather than read by the way - anyway bye I'm off now )

A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?"
She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!"