Mark, Sammy this is truly FANTASTIC!!!

[Phoenix]

On the down side of being near the dugouts I was distracted by Wayno passing in front of my view and missed the goal, Sometimes you just have to take someone elses word as to how good it was

All the subs are bad for that. Very distracting listening to their jokes, banter and asking if we've got the latest scores from other games

I missed half a game when that non-league side were beating Liverpool but it was worth it to see the look of horror on one or two faces