O/T - Sorry in advance

[Plain Peter]

I had a minor op in Day-Surgery yesterday.
Can't sleep.
I'll try not to upset anyone.
No booze for a week, so that's a start.

[Keith]

hope it's nothing serious and you're back to your usual sleepy self soon!

[Plain Peter]

Hydrocele.
Got the bollocks of a donkey at the moment.
At least Doris is looking after me

[Gnasher]

Got the bollocks of a donkey at the moment.

Amazing what they can transplant these days Make sure you wrap up when you go out, don't want you to make an ass of yourself

[shrimper]

EEyore, eeyore, eeyore't to be up and about again soon.

[Plain Peter]

It's lonely at this time of night.
Can't even go for a walk.

[Gnasher]

It's lonely at this time of night.
Can't even go for a walk.

Why? Have they closed the paddock gates?

[stevanshrimp]

It's lonely at this time of night.
Can't even go for a walk.

Why? Have they closed the paddock gates?

Paddock! ah, yes.....a now distant memory. probably a frozen food isle come the Autumn.
(the frozen Peas might help though!)

[Plain Peter]

My parts are back to normal now, so I thought I'd burst into verse

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my blank appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!