Germany v Uruguay
Paul the psychic Octopus predicts a Germany win
I predict:
Germany to win
Klose to score twice to become the leading all time World Cup goalscorer
Luis Suarez to be a ****** (sounds like banker)
Holland v Spain
Paul the psychic Octopus predicts a Spain win
I predict:
Spain to win
Villa to score and win Golden Boot
Van Bommel to murder Andres Iniesta and get away with it
Darren Cann to correctly judge every offside decision