O/T Man City To Sign Raoul Moat

[Morecambe Player]

They heard everyone is after him...He'll be safe hiding in the City trophy cabinet...

Actually the reward is £10,000 but next week it goes to £20,000. It will be a Raoulover.

In the meantime, All the chippy's in the area remain closed. So there's no fishes on the dishes till the Moat comes in.

I'm sorry, none of these jokes are Raoulmotely funny are they?

[durhamshrimp]

The Raoulover one is good.

[outsider]

Its funny how time's change, you used to be safe with a Moat around your village.

What the diffrence between Moat and Ashley Cole????? Moat is still messing around in the Geordie bush.

[er1cm0r3cambe]

the police should ask me, whenever i cant find a raoul moat the first place i always look is down the back of the sofa....

[halftimeresults]

looks like they have found him.

[shrimpnsave]

looks like they have found him.

bloody hell,,how dya know,no flys on you is there

[outsider]

Retired taxi driver Dave Murray, 67, said Moat appeared to have been chased through the village and was heading east before being cornered.

He said: "There is nowhere for him to go, the river is on one side and this road and all the police on the other.

"They should go ahead and shoot him and be done with it and save us all a lot of money."

Tell us what your thinking Dave

[Morecambe Player]

Gazza's there now!!

[mrpotatohead]

For once, I actually do not think this is a joking matter

[durhamshrimp]

For once, I actually do not think this is a joking matter

Sod off! You'll think its a laughing matter when you hear this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQvXNd818E

[durhamshrimp]

Here's another! Jesus Christ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWVVoC64wY

[Keith]

he's killed someone, which isn't nice... ...but he's a lovely bloke

Gazza just gets worse & worse. Clearly been drinking before he made that call too. Quite sad really.

[durhamshrimp]

he's killed someone, which isn't nice... ...but he's a lovely bloke

Gazza just gets worse & worse. Clearly been drinking before he made that call too. Quite sad really.

Part of me was thinking this is hilarious, or as a mate of mine said the whole situation is like if Vic and Bob had remade Rambo: First Blood, but part of me feels really sorry for Gazza. He was clearly going there cause he thought he could help.

[maccawozzagod]

poor Moaty, he asked for a fag and the time please and got bloody Fog on the Tyne!

[durhamshrimp]

poor Moaty, he asked for a fag and the time please and got bloody Fog on the Tyne!

Some say gazza is one.