Due to the fact that shakespeare won on a clear malority of one, i reluctantly have to concede that the shrimp is confirmed as being called shakespeare, apathy has ruled in this post, but hundreds of shrimps fans have viewed it, so as Usual democracy has deemed that a minority vote wins, we never wanted a shrimp, we never wanted it to be called shakespeare, but thats what we have, HAIL TO THE SHRIMP

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