but the title of a book by Richard Bott who recalls numerous situations from his life as a Sports Reporter with the Sunday Express. The title of the book was inspried by Barry Diamond (us oldies will remember the name 
) a footballing journeyman who graced Chrisite Park with his presence on numerous occassions.I've just finished reading this witty and sometimes hilarious account of Richard's time in the media and would recommend it to anybody who is up for a laugh or three!
You don't have to read the Forward by Sir Alex Ferguson CBE.....
Numerous copies are available on e-Bay around £2.75 which with an original cover price of £7.99 is a bargain.