Not feeling well O/T

[Aspers]

Just ordered a vindaloo to shake me out of this lethargy.
Got a dirty old cold.
may be time to ring the Bells or speak to Johnnie Walker soon.

[Bare bum]

Do you know, Aspers, I enjoy a "dirty old cold", in fact I see her as a fresh young thing who teases my head and my body in a slightly different way each time she visits. Paradoxically she gives me something to complain about and wallow in at the same time. She allows me to slope out of things and slob around a bit, she explores my facial orifices and tickles the roof of my mouth. She's a minx and she likes to have a stiff drink with me. She doesn't hang around too long and she never complains when I finally get rid.

Like everything it's all a question of attitude.

[Keith]

Like everything it's all a question of sanity.

I've corrected your last line for you

A Love Letter...

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

[Bare bum]

Bare bum wrote:
Like everything it's all a question of sanity.


I've corrected your last line for you

A Love Letter...

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Keith, a couple of things, what are you thinking of diluting original and witty dialogue with some tacky google-searched interweb plagiarism? Furthermore, Aspers and I were debating a completely different disease.

I dunno, keithin admin, no style these days.

[Aspers]

I love them both.