Mrs Aspers in hospital O/T

[Aspers]

Nothing serious but bloody hell I miss her.
She's out tomorrow, if you read this and can be bothered, would you mind
posting a quick get well soon.
She thinks I love football and Morecambe FC more than I love her.
I said "how's that" she said.
"How long have you loved your football team"
I said "42 years".
She said "you been married before", I said "Yes".
She said "if you divorced me would you stop supporting Morecambe".
I said "No" she said

"SEE I TOLD YOU".

Womans Logic.

[morecambe mick]

Get well soon Mrs.


How the hell do you put up with him

[Aspers]

Because I'm charming, sexy, rich, good looking and intelligent, great in bed and prone to exaggeration, I'm also a good speller.

[Mighty Red]

Get well soon, Mrs Aspers.

[thegentlegiant]

Get well soon, Mrs A

[heysham_mfc]

get well soon

[PUNKISDEAD]

I love you mrs. A

He does not give a toss about you,

I am buying a static right next to heysham power station stage two.

you have 24 hours to make up yer mind.

P.S

I have just won a competition with a major world brand so we will not go hungry

[Keith]

While I would naturally hope you get well soon, I'm sure that you must be enjoying a bit of rest from Mr Aspers!

As for the love line, Mrs F once said that she thought I loved Morecambe more than her, "nonsense dear, I love you both the same... it's just I've loved Morecambe for longer than I've loved you".



Then I ran!

[Silver Fox]

Get well soon Mrs A..!!! Summer's on it's way! Hope so anyway coming to Sydney in 4 weeks for a month or so!!