Fire in Sydney O/T.

[Aspers]

From my Penthouse Balcony on the west wing I can see huge plumes of Black Smoke spewing out over the western suburbs of Sydney.
A Munitions warehouse is on fire just been on Telly.
I know your not that bothered but i haven't managed to get my Penthouse and the West wing of it in any threads lately so i thought I'd start 1.

[George Dawes]

you should get a job for sky news

[Aspers]

Fire under control, Aspers
Sky news
Sydney.
In other news. Ex Miss World Jennifer Hawkins received a banning order stopping her contacting Aspers.
I wish her well but I'm a bit too old for her, she needs to forget me and move on said our local hereo.
Aspers is sometimes known as Walter Mitty.

[Keith]

Aspers is sometimes known as Walter Mitty.

sometimes???

Well, one of the politer things he's known as!

[Keith]

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-na ... -e5ln.html

Eighty fire fighters have contained the large fire at a storage facility, which is part of a factory-style building, in Fariola Street, Silverwater.

Police said about 30 people have been evacuated from 13 home units in the area.

Meanwhile Aspers said "that's one hell of a bar-be and they didn't invite me the bars..."

[Aspers]

Did I tell you about the time I was dancing with Samantha Fox in Stringfellows 1 night.
All you could hear was, ay get your hands off my tits.
I said "Are you serious I'm dancing with the most famous woman in the world and your telling me not to touch your tits get real love".
She then said OK if you go near my fanny I'll kill you.
I did and she didn't, 8