FAO fat Lancaster Bayer Leverkusen fans with 3 small kids

[red snapper]

If you go to the Lancaster Factory Outlet at Lancaster Leisure Park you can get two extra large Bayer Leverkusen away shirts and three children's tops in rather fetching sky blue for a bargain price. They are on the rack next to the jogging slacks for fat women.

[durhamshrimp]

[P/T Indie]

They are on the rack next to the jogging slacks for fat women.[/quote]

I'm scared to ask but why were you looking at jogging slacks for fat women?

[shrimper]

I would have thought the answer was obvious. It was because they just happened to be on the rack next to the leather shorts he'd gone up there specifically to purchase.

That's right, he was looking to "buy a lederhosen"!


(See what I did there?)

[Mighty Red]

That's right, he was looking to "buy a lederhosen"!

That's a Krakow. It's the way he tell's 'em.

(See, I can do it too)

[shrimper]

Actually I Werder thought we'd have had more puns by now, perhaps people want to Steua clear of jocularity as we approach an important game.

[Keith]

(See what I did there?)

I saw what you did but was trampled in the rush to get your coat for you...